THE TWO -SEX SCOTTISH DANCER
- I´m a two sex Scottish Dancer and may seem rather dim,
- but I never spend one evening as a full time her or him,
- I change my sex from dance to dance, my corners always alter
- It's really not surprising I occasionally falter.
- The old and simple dances I can manage very nicely
- and I can learn a new dance and do it most precisely,
- but when it comes to next week I don't know if I can
- for I learnt it as a woman and dance it as a man.
- And so you men who have the luck to always stay the same
- when female gentlemen go wrong, be sparing with your blame.
- I'll add a postscript to this tale, one comfort I have got
- when both the women change their sex it doesn't show a lot.!!!
